Brooklyn Nets New Year’s Resolutions


Andray Blatche: Stay on the wagon.

Andray Blatche Brooklyn Nets

Or stay off the wagon. Or something about a wagon. I’m not quite clear on that. Basically, whatever Andray Blatche existed in Washington, continue keep him away. Yes, he’s still a negative defender, and yes, he still has games marred by cluelessness, and yes, when Blatche faces up in front of the basket, anything is possible in a way Kevin Garnett couldn’t have imagined. But when taking what he’s done in the aggregate, it’s hard to do anything but enjoy the ride, white-knuckled gripping the wagon (so I guess we’re on the wagon). In a way, I can’t believe what I’m watching — so please, allow me to continue watching.

Also: stop trying to score through triple-teams in the post. That’d be cool.

-Devin Kharpertian

Next: Keith Bogans

Full list:
Andray Blatche | Keith Bogans | MarShon Brooks | P.J. Carlesimo | Reggie Evans | Kris Humphries | Joe Johnson | Billy King | Brook Lopez | Mikhail Prokhorov | Tornike Shengelia | Jerry Stackhouse | Tyshawn Taylor | Mirza Teletovic | Gerald Wallace | C.J. Watson | Deron Williams