More T-Shirt Parachutes!
Maybe Paul would’ve caught one coming from the sky.
Y’know what’s more fun than the tired old t-shirt cannon? (Besides everything?) The ‘T-Shirt Parachute From The Roof’!
This is a personal favorite. Because, look, a crowd gets excited when you fire a cheap XL t-shirt at them, but they go utterly nuts when t-shirts dropped from the roof gently float in their general direction. It’s strange, but true. T-shirt parachutes are incredible. More T-shirt parachutes!