Today’s creepy story of the day comes from NBC New York:
So, uh, this is kind of weird. A fully-clothed skeleton wearing a Brooklyn Nets hat was found standing up near Ocean Avenue in Prospect Park Wednesday.
According to the report, it wasn’t clear if the bones were real or not, and they were still getting tested by police, but investigators don’t suspect foul play.
If they’re not, it’s an odd but apropos eulogy to the 2014 Nets team, who was supposed to be dead all along anyway.