Brooklyn Nets forward Reggie Evans dribble-drived before lofting a lob to Andray Blatche, throwing down the dunk to put the Nets up 80-56 in the third quarter of a playoff game against the Chicago Bulls. This is a real sentence, with no typos or lies or mistakes or anything.
Blatche then posted this photo on Instagram after the game, presumably of he & Evans going to a cigar lounge to celebrate: