8. Oh, the Gerald’s You’ll Go
I’ve tried to convince folks for the past few weeks that Gerald Green is far more than a dunker. His outside shot has developed into a legitimate threat, he’s not completely lost in offensive and defensive schemes, and he’s talented enough to last in this league now even if he’d never dunked a ball in his life.
But don’t let any of that make you forget that GERALD GREEN CAN JUMP OVER THE IMAGINARY PLANET OF LEAPTONIAN AND SLAM AN ADDITIONAL PLANET BETWEEN SATURN’S RINGS AND THERE IS LITTLE YOUR PUNY EARTHLING VERTICAL LEAP CAN DO TO PREVENT IT.
Rather than just choose one, because that would be silly, here’s a host of Gerald Green dunks that all qualify.
(Okay, we totally did choose one. But that comes later… duh.)
