People Magazine has reported today that Kris Humphries popped the question to his billionaire socialite girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, in the most obvious decision he’s ever made in his entire life. You can read more about the details of the wedding there, including the proposal:
According to People, “Humphries was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
Congratulations to Humpmaster Flex (and Kim too!) from all of us at NAS.