Two Knicks Fans Fighting Over Whether Carmelo Is MVP or a Dog

Overheard after the game. A loud fight between two Knicks fans walking away from Barclays:

ANGRY FAN #1: Carmelo — MVP!

ANGRY FAN #2: Carmelo sucks.

ANGRY FAN #1: How can you say that? He had 35 points!

ANGRY FAN #2: He had one assist!!! And they lost. Learn something about basketball!

Fan #1 then looked like he might deck fan #2 but, alas, they went their separate ways. It was very fun to watch.

By the way, here is the official box score to the Nets-Knicks game (including advanced stats) in case you want to check.