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In game 81, with four of five starters, Role Star Hip Hop Keith Bogans, and immortal skeleton Jerry Stackhouse all sitting out with various "ailments," The Brooklyn Nets still pulled out a 106-101 victory over the Washington Wizards, thanks to the greatest, most absurd bench mob performance ever. Between a 20-10 game from Andray Blatche that barely begins to describe his night, a 20-9 game from Kris Humphries, Tornike Shengelia's first career double-double, Tyshawn Taylor's 3-for-3 night from deep, and Mirza Teletovic's two threes, the Nets barely missed their starters.

Watch the bench mob in its most glorious performance of the season:

 

With the half closing, Brooklyn Nets forward Mirza Teletovic makes good on his first touch of the game, launching a three-pointer from orbital distance and knocking it down with 1.8 seconds left in the half. Watch: