Bounceback Victory: Nets 108, Hornets 98 (Game Grades)

Deron Williams POINT GUARD

Goddamn he looks good again. Clowning ballhandling moves, keeping Brian Roberts on a string, scoring through contact… I want platelet-rich plasma on every part of my body. Now let’s get a dunk, yes?

Gerald Wallace SMALL FORWARD

Had two nice dunks (one an and-one on Anthony Davis, the other off a gorgeous Andray Blatche feed) and some good defensive possessions on Eric Gordon but also continued his maddening layup slump.

Brook Lopez CENTER

Brook Lopez did a lot of good things tonight to end with an efficient 26 points, but holy crap did he posterize his twin brother and at this point that’s all you really need to know.

Andray Blatche POWER FORWARD

Andray Blatche is the dumbest genius on the planet. He’s the moron of Mensa, awarded the MacAndray Genius Grant for basketball absurdism. The things he does offensively often make no logical sense, and yet they work. He makes terrible decisions, pigeonholes himself as the offense, gets tunnel vision like a horse with blinders, shoots off-balance fadeaways over seven-footers, and makes them. He has no lift and blocks shots. I don’t get Andray Blatche, and I don’t think I ever will. But when it works — like in the second quarter, when he ate midrange jumpers like candy and sliced inside for a nice dunk around Anthony Davis, or in the fourth quarter when he found Gerald Wallace with a picture-perfect big man feed. I don’t pretend to understand how what he does works, but when it does, I’m just glad it does.


Had some really nice moments in both halves en route to a highly efficient scoring night. One of his better offensive games this season.


Good night of Reggie, though it’s maddening to see him on the floor when he clearly has isues guarding long 4’s like Anthony Davis. Blatche & Lopez didn’t share the floor until the fourth quarter when there was a perfect time for it in the second.


Quiet game from Quiet Storm, even in a starting role, but outside of a bad travel call I don’t think he did much to hurt the team on either side of the floor, and neutral beats bad.


  1. Inexplicable as it is, Dray Blatche is our 4th best player and needs to get 30 minutes a game, including plenty at the 4 next to Brook Lopez.

  2. Funny how according to PJ, we have to matchup with other teams and we cannot make other teams matchup with us.

    Said he’ll only play Lopez/Blatche together if “it’s a good matchup.”

    He coaches scared.

    1. As Tim Bontemps tweeted, PJC rarely does what he says. Just maybe that’s a good thing in this case…

    2. He Coaches? the only reason we got to see Blatche and Lopez together is because PJCs BFF Evans was in Foul trouble….

  3. It may be time for Devin to take the Stackhouse Gentleman’s A out of mothballs! PJ really wants him ready for the playoffs….

  4. i dont get IT!!
    Whoever is the aurhor giving out the grades,CLEARLY was not at the game in person last night!!
    the only reason New Orleans was in the game–was that Lopez was so so slow and couldnt move to protect the basket when the Hornets penetrated
    whoever wrote this article relies on stats and possibly watching this game on television—this is not how grades should be made

    why do you think newspaper writers attend the games in person rather than watching from the comfort of their own home?
    the answer is they get a true picture in person that they cant get by watching television!!
    AGAIN,AD NAUSEUM,Lopez is one player whose offensive stats just do not tell the whole story—defensively,he kept New Orleans in the game—-his final grade seeing the game in person should be a b-c level of play last night-possibly an A offensively but a D or F grade on defense!!
    in summary, a requirement for anyone making grades on players is that this person should have had to attend the game reviewed in person!!otherwise it is just bullsh-tting!!!