Deron Williams hosted the first annual Dodge Barrage in NYC yesterday! All proceeds from the fun event went directly to benefit Williams’s Point of Hope Foundation. In attendance were many of Williams’ teammates, new and old, and included appearances by James Blake and Al Roker. Other than helping out a great cause, it was the perfect stage for Brooklyn’s starting point guard to tweet some genuine hilarity. Today, we give you our favorites. (Is it October yet?)
Tomorrow #DodgeBarrage is coming. No age limits. We even let Coach @RealJasonKidd play.
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
Thank you @paulpierce34 for being a part of today's #DodgeBarrage..we needed someone to be first one out!!
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" – Dodgeball the movie and Jason Kidd at practice. #DodgeBarrage 2013
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
a little nervous about James Blake coming at me 120mph today at #dodgebarrage #thankgoditsnottennis
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
The best part about playing dodgeball is that you’re not playing soccer.
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
6 Ds of Dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge, Deron! #dodgebarrage
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
The rules for #DodgeBarrage are being explained. Rule #1: No crying! Rule #2 See Rule #1.
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
Stop by the auction! Great prizes! Sorry no Snuggies! Those are mine! #dodgebarrage
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
Looks like @paulpierce34 will be on team Apollo Jets. Call air traffic control, things are about to get nasty. #DodgeBarrage
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball and live in New York City. #DodgeBarrage
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
Round one ended faster than a Jacksonville Jaguars season. #dodgebarrage
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
Round 2 is on! Time to separate the Mayweathers from the Canelos. #DodgeBarrage
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
Based on the way we're playing dodgeball, everyone should be scared this season. #Nets #DodgeBarrage
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
Saw some people with bags of ice on their eye. @masonplumlee isn't fooling around. #dodgebarrage
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
These players are hitting so hard NFL refs would be throwing flags all over the place. Looks like #dodgebarrage players are just tougher.
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
Dodgeball is like basketball except with way more awkward high fives.
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
Just announced the #DodgeBarrage Sweet 16, UNC didn’t make it in this one either.
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
"You're out!!!!" (Huge fist pump) – Anyone Who Has Ever Hit Someone With A Dodgeball.
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
The penalty for excessive celebration in dodgeball is getting hit with the next dodgeball. #DodgeBarrage #funnyeverytime
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 19, 2013
There’s a guy dressed as a ninja. He got out. Not the best ninja. #DodgeBarrage
— Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 20, 2013
