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Referee Listens Closely As Chandler Tortures Lopez for his patented Hair Growth Formula
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Nets drop third straight game to Bucks in 118-104 loss
Nets fall short despite comeback in loss to Hawks
Nets let third quarter lead slip, still topple LeBron-less Lakers, 121-104
Kyrie Irving’s 20 point fourth leads Nets to 122-115 win over Knicks
Nets suffer ugly loss to Pistons in second game of back-to-back
Kevin Durant’s playmaking ability makes him even bigger X factor in Nets playoff run
Nets’ Kyrie Irving feeling effects of being an everyday player again
Nets latest losses raising concerns as play-in tournament looms
Nets need to find their ‘edge’ defensively if they hope to make this season count
Unvaxxed Kyrie Irving on return to Barclays Center: ‘I’m standing for freedom’
