Least Valuable Passer
Awarded to the player with the lowest ratio of passes to assists, we’ve got another trophy for Mirza Teletovic, who averaged nearly 29 passes per game but only turned 0.8 of those into baskets for teammates. His secondary assist mark wasn’t much better — Teletovic recorded just 0.2 secondary assists per game, tied with Andray Blatche and Alan Anderson for the lowest mark among rotation players.
Runner-up: Just for fun, I’m going to bring back Reggie Evans, who would have blown away any and all competition for this award with his putrid passing this season. Evans passed the ball nearly 400 times and ended his tenure with the Nets with 5 — yes, five — assists in 30 games.