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The Blatche Fake


Think Blatche will post up that six-foot-two point guard? Nope, he can shoot right over him. Think he’ll throw a pass to an open man? Forget it, he’s taking his double-team to the hole. Oh, he can’t get onto the USA Men’s National Basketball Team? He’ll become a naturalized Filipino. Think he can’t play in China, since he was banned from participating in the Asia Games because he doesn’t live in the country? He’ll just sign with the Xinjiang Flying Tigers for over $2 million.

In a way, we are all Alex Len: believing Blatche would go one way, then losing all sense of reality.
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