Hat Contest #2: Create-A-Caption

Posted on: December 19th, 2012 by Devin Kharpertian Comments

Interested in winning a Brooklyn Nets hat, courtesy of The Brooklyn Game and YES Network? Leave a caption in the comments. Best caption (as judged by me) wins.


  1. avatar Chris says:

    “Just one more grey hair, Brook! Hold still, almost got it!”

  2. Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

  3. avatar Ben Berk says:

    No Tyson, I can’t do a somersault right now, I am trying to play basketball!

  4. avatar BennyNadeau says:

    “Are you still the master of your domain?”

  5. Referee Listens Closely As Chandler Tortures Lopez for his patented Hair Growth Formula

  6. avatar JoeyC says:

    How Brook actually got rid of his afro.

  7. avatar letsgonets2012 says:

    “The boats, Jack! The boats….I’ll never let go..I promise, I’ll never let go…”

  8. avatar syc22 says:

    Dammit Tyson, no more Reggie impressions!

  9. avatar Ben says:

    What, no tattoos? Take one of mine.

  10. avatar pav2012 says:

    Brook: “Don’t you ever say you will break into my comic book locker. EVER!!!”


  11. avatar tking690 says:

    Ref “Should i blow my whistle? nahhh they’re two grown men, let them brawl it out on the streets of Brooooooooooooklyn”

  12. avatar Ej Vitez says:

    Tyson: “What the hell is this in your hair?”
    Brook: “Broooooooook-Linnnnnnnnnt!”

  13. avatar mgsenny25 says:

    Brook- “Ahh tyson! Not now, I’m not getting my haircut til it reaches Robin’s length!”

  14. avatar raylee13 says:

    Brook: “Ref are you watching? im getting hacked!”
    Ref: “damnn look at that bootay”

  15. avatar Wali says:

    Chandler, crashing to the ground: “It’s times like these where I wish Brook had never lost the afro so I could have something to grab.”

  16. avatar streak for the olympians says:

    There’s something in your hair; I’ll get it out but it might hurt a bit.

  17. avatar acomitini says:

    “Yo Lo, hold still while I work in the conditioner to keep your hair naturally curly!”

  18. avatar dipenpatel33 says:

    Can’t nobody take my pride, Can’t nobody hold me down.. Oh no, I got to keep on movin

  19. avatar User says:

    “Center of Attention”!

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  21. avatar Justin Duane says:

    So Brooke, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.