Hat Contest #2: Create-A-Caption

Posted on: December 19th, 2012 by Devin Kharpertian 23 Comments

Interested in winning a Brooklyn Nets hat, courtesy of The Brooklyn Game and YES Network? Leave a caption in the comments. Best caption (as judged by me) wins.

23 Responses

  1. avatar
    Chris

    December 19, 2012

    “Just one more grey hair, Brook! Hold still, almost got it!”

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    Mike Dell'Aquila

    December 19, 2012

    Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

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    Ben Berk

    December 19, 2012

    No Tyson, I can’t do a somersault right now, I am trying to play basketball!

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  4. avatar
    BennyNadeau

    December 19, 2012

    “Are you still the master of your domain?”

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  5. avatar
    Kurt Utenwoldt

    December 19, 2012

    Referee Listens Closely As Chandler Tortures Lopez for his patented Hair Growth Formula

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  6. avatar
    JoeyC

    December 19, 2012

    How Brook actually got rid of his afro.

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  7. avatar
    letsgonets2012

    December 19, 2012

    “The boats, Jack! The boats….I’ll never let go..I promise, I’ll never let go…”

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    syc22

    December 19, 2012

    Dammit Tyson, no more Reggie impressions!

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    Ben

    December 19, 2012

    What, no tattoos? Take one of mine.

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  10. avatar
    pav2012

    December 19, 2012

    Brook: “Don’t you ever say you will break into my comic book locker. EVER!!!”

    Unleashed.

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    tking690

    December 19, 2012

    Ref “Should i blow my whistle? nahhh they’re two grown men, let them brawl it out on the streets of Brooooooooooooklyn”

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    Ej Vitez

    December 19, 2012

    Tyson: “What the hell is this in your hair?”
    Brook: “Broooooooook-Linnnnnnnnnt!”

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    mgsenny25

    December 19, 2012

    Brook- “Ahh tyson! Not now, I’m not getting my haircut til it reaches Robin’s length!”

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  14. avatar
    raylee13

    December 19, 2012

    Brook: “Ref are you watching? im getting hacked!”
    Ref: “damnn look at that bootay”

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  15. avatar
    Wali

    December 19, 2012

    Chandler, crashing to the ground: “It’s times like these where I wish Brook had never lost the afro so I could have something to grab.”

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    streak for the olympians

    December 19, 2012

    There’s something in your hair; I’ll get it out but it might hurt a bit.

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  17. avatar
    acomitini

    December 19, 2012

    “Yo Lo, hold still while I work in the conditioner to keep your hair naturally curly!”

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  18. avatar
    dipenpatel33

    December 19, 2012

    Can’t nobody take my pride, Can’t nobody hold me down.. Oh no, I got to keep on movin

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    User

    December 19, 2012

    “Center of Attention”!

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  20. avatar
    RawWalrus

    December 19, 2012

    TYSON SMASH!

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      isaacl90

      December 19, 2012

      BROOOOKIE MONSTER!!!

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  21. avatar
    Justin Duane

    December 19, 2012

    So Brooke, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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