You never know what to expect with Andray Blatche. Sometimes it’s a ridiculous fallaway step-back jumper, sometimes it’s the Blatche Shake, sometimes he’ll shimmy himself into an alternate universe. And sometimes, Andray Blatche will find himself wide open under the rim and somehow both botch the dunk and get himself called for offensive interference.
Keep doin’ you, Andray Blatche. No one else quite can.